UPDATE : Thank you to all for your many messages/offers......we are considering some possible options & will be in touch soon.....we're not looking for single guys that only send one liners - you must have something more about you to 'spark' our interest.....also don't bother wasting your time constantly 'winking' or messaging without pics & a profile THESE WILL BE DELETED. I'm in a very hot & horny, loving relationship....but...
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you...
I have a bubbly, confident, outgoing personality. I like to laugh and am always up for trying things and having new experiences. I'm looking for a dom that knows how to deal with a bratty personality. Not actively looking for a serious relationship but not interested in one night stands either. If you think I'm what you're looking for send me a message xx
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes...
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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